Sunday, May 31, 2020

Show Us Your TARDIS

It’s your monthly dose of drunken Doctor Who podcasting for the end times.

CONTENTS INCLUDE: The Three Doctors on Zoom, dissing “Four to Doomsday”, Tegan’s PTSD, planting potatoes on Facebook Live, busted by the wife, attempting to use “City of Death” as an aphrodisiac, fucking Twitter, GATEKEEPING, Steven Schapansky - Social Justice Warrior, Demat-circuit or butt-plug?, The Wife in Space, cheating with the “Trust Your Doctor” podcast, Liz Myles, “Mel got a spaceship!”, fans shitting on Colin Baker’s era, Radio Free Skaro’s unbridled hatred of “The End of Time”, Moffat hater or Men’s Rights Activist?, Graeme Burk would hire Danny Pink as a schoolteacher, the infamous Jon Pertwee corporate video, law firm Christmas parties, we can’t watch “Mad Men”, shameless podcast plug #1, Colin Baker on Cameo, you see a penis and I see vagina, more dissing of “Four to Doomsday”, Tegan’s gay cousin, mourning for a broken “Battlestar Galatica” DVD, Pixar Butt, “Time Lord Victorious”, lame 70’s sit-com reference, no one’s buying 13th Doctor merchandise, Eric Roberts returns as the Master for Big Finish, Jenny #1 and Jenny #2, mixing the classic with the modern, Drax, Jago & Lightfoot, Glitz & Dibber, shameless podcast plug #2, how we would write out “the fam”, “Thazmine”, Grace is Ruth, Star Wars toys, He-Man and She-Ra action figures, Yaz is Martha, what are our backstories for being the new companion?, a Movellan as the new companion, “Leave the girl!”, eliminating sexual tension from the series, Handles is the perfect sex toy, “The Buxom Country Maid” by Jon Pertwee.

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Thursday, April 30, 2020

The Rise of Stolen Fluid Links

More foul-mouthed, drug-induced Doctor Who discussion by the Three Who Drool. Please remember to drink responsibly even if you are stuck at home!

CONTENTS INCLUDE: Doctors thanking real doctors, new podcast theme, condolences to Georgia, babysitting the kids, JB’s unemployment saga, Chris returns to the Dirty WHOers, JB’s “Invisible Enemy” story, “Last Christmas”, Jenna Coleman welching on conventions, “Farewell, Sarah-Jane”, Sadie takes over for her mom on Big Finish, Luke is gay, Tegan is not gay, George Takei, “Lost Girl”, Sean didn’t get Eric Roberts’ autograph, creeping out Sarah Sutton, “podner”, Steve’s autographed cricket ball, Doctors on “The Big Night In” and the toxic fan backlash, WHO looked good?, Randomizer.net, “Enemy of the World” is now a historical, JB loves “The Chase”, Sean revisits the Target Novelizations, Terrence Dicks, Doctor Who death pool, “Susan’s War”, “which rapist should I vote for?”, the boys brushes with fame, Chris’ Bacon number, which Doctor do you want to save us from Covid-19?, Jiminy Glick impressions, trying to remember Series 12, watching “The Five-ish Doctors” with Peter Davison, Ace needs actual closure, fanboying over Eternals, why we didn’t do a commentary, is Bill the Dodo of the modern series?, Karen Gillan is still on the free list, what does the TARDIS smell like?, hair envy, Doctor Who tackling porn addiction, “The Stuff”, that Star Trek episode with Ashley Judd, keep Troughton and burn Hartnell, Chris loves “The Macra Terror” and the Chumblies, shout-out to Jeff Waddell, River closes the show, “Who’s Doctor Who” by Frasier Hines.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2020

DON'T PANIC!

The podcast officially regenerates for the new age of uncertainty and social distancing over Skype. JB, Chris & Sean cope with the new normal by playing “the Game of Rassilon” where Doctors and companions are randomly mixed and matched into stories which were also mixed and matched to other writers.

CONTENTS INCLUDE: Doctor Who DOES give a fuck, “that’s what she said!”, Graeme Burk writes a decent comedy sketch, Big Finish, Tom Baker’s voiceover outtakes, not buying the Blu-Rays, midwestern accents, 4x3 vs 16x9 aspect ratios, killing off Nardole, “it was Earth all along!”, fake plastic tree monsters, Neil Gaiman grudge match, a cameo from Reed, Amanda Fucking Palmer, ASMR in space, “Ben”, HIP mall, Project Runway rejects, non-recyclable Autons, gay spiders, killing off Lee from the TV movie, racist jokes from The Walking Dead, the dark side of Patrick Troughton, convention sex, virtual conventions, RIP MLB, enjoying social distancing, hoarding TP and eggs, political memes on Facebook, Dystopian or Star Trek future?, “It’s Gonna Get Better”.

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Saturday, March 14, 2020

The End of the F*cking World

...in which you've got nothing else better to do while under self-imposed quarantine than to listen to three drunk middle-aged white guys talk about the later half of Series 12 of Doctor Who. JB, Sean & Chris didn't bother to remember any of the episode titles, but they have plenty of theories and opinions. As an added bonus, find out which two of our panelists have been incarcerated.

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Saturday, February 1, 2020

New Podcast Episode - "Doctor Who Gives A F*ck"

... in which three ex-Doctor Who podcasters get the band back together. 

JB Anderton (WHO 37), Chris Buchanan (Dirty WHOers), and Sean Homrig (The TARDIS Tavern) have a virtual boys night out (w/alcohol and edibles) and discuss the first five stories of Series 12: "Spyfall" (Parts 1 & 2), "Orphan 55", "Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror", and "Fugitive of the Judoon".

Opening Theme: "Doctorin The Tardis" by The KLF
Closing Theme: "Bigger on the Inside" by Aurelio Voltaire

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Sunday, July 14, 2019

Guesting on the Trust Your Doctor Podcast

It's been a long time since I posted on the blog page... This week I was a guest on the Doctor Who podcast Trust Your Doctor where I re-examined the Series 8 two-part finale "Dark Water" & "Death in Heaven". I had a great time discussing this story with hosts Dylan and Kiyan, and I've really been enjoying their podcast. Definitely check it out! I plan on returning sometime whenever they get to the Jodie Whittaker era.

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Meanwhile my download numbers for June and July are surpassing the number of downloads through most of early 2019 and even from late 2018, which I can only guess means I have some new listeners. Thanks for listening and I hope you have been enjoying my back catalog of podcast episodes.

I know that I said in January that the podcast was ending. I think I'm going to backtrack and now say that it's on hiatus. I don't think I will ever go back to the kind of schedule I was keeping, but you may be hearing WHO 37 again once we get closer to the premier of Series 12 of Doctor Who.

Stay tuned....

Sunday, January 6, 2019

#141 Gold Star

…in which the Doctor makes her “Resolution” for another hiatus year, and our fearless podcaster has the last word. It’s the end of WHO 37, for which the moment has been prepared. Thanks to everyone who have listened to and have guested on the podcast these past six years.

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